We got leather, we got strings We don’t care for fancy things We got Sid and Lem on bass Joey shouts into your face Philthy’s drums go rat-tat-tat Johnny’s riffs are mean and fat Punk rock ghosts in felt disguise Laughing loud with button eyes We’re the DEAD HEROES – OH YEAH! Playing loud on the MUPPET STAGE – WHOA OH! Leather jackets, puppet rage – HEY HEY! We don’t care, we’re DEAD HEROES – YEAH YEAH! Mohair fur and safety pins Broken teeth and evil grins Bass guitars and sticky glue Monsters love the 1-2-2 Raise your hands, stomp your feet Sing along to muppet beat No one’s dead who plays this loud Stuffed and stitched and punk and proud We’re the DEAD HEROES – OH YEAH! Playing loud on the MUPPET STAGE – WHOA OH! Leather jackets, puppet rage – HEY HEY! We don’t care, we’re DEAD HEROES – YEAH YEAH! Oh-oh-oh, muppet show! Strings and sticks and punk rock glow! Heroes dead but still alive – YEAH YEAH! Sing it loud, we’re born to jive! We’re the DEAD HEROES – OH YEAH! Playing loud on the MUPPET STAGE – WHOA OH! Leather jackets, puppet rage – HEY HEY! We don’t care, we’re DEAD HEROES – YEAH YEAH!
