SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! [Intro – Spoken, casual, beat slowly building] "Bro, that's his driveway." "Yeah, I know." "Then why the fuck are you parking there?" "...His wife's outside." [Beat drops] [Verse 1 – Laid-back melodic rap] Pulled in sideways at a quarter past ten Took some paint off your Mercedes-Benz Danny said, "Dude, you gonna leave a note?" I said, "Nah, but I left him a dent" Last Tuesday we borrowed your mower Brought it back with a six-pack holder You said, "Why's it got three hundred miles?" Danny said, "We drove it to Kroger" Your wife walked out in a little sundress Said, "You boys are a fucking mess" I said, "You're looking pretty good yourself" She laughed, you looked unimpressed [Pre-Chorus – Building] You said, "One more time, I'm calling the cops!" We said, "Cool, tell 'em where we parked!" Your wife was laughing from the front porch While you stood there looking hard [Beat cuts] "...Is he crying?" "Nah, that's sweat." [Chorus – Huge melodic hook] SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! Your wife keeps asking where I've been! We backed my truck into your fence And blamed it on your grandson Ben! SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! We almost had you fooled again! But there's two idiots on your Ring And one's waving at the lens! (HEY! HEY!) SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! [Verse 2 – Cocky, rhythmic sing-rap] Put a FOR SALE sign in your yard Said "OPEN HOUSE AT NINE" You came home to twelve strangers One was measuring for blinds You said, "THIS HOUSE IS NOT FOR SALE!" Danny said, "Not with that attitude" Some guy offered four hundred grand We said, "Shit, we'd probably move" We put your number on a dating site Said you're lonely on Friday nights Now a guy named Steve from Fort Wayne Keeps showing up with a bottle of wine [Pre-Chorus – Stripped back] You said, "I KNOW WHAT YOU BOYS DID!" I said, "You got a lot to choose from" Your wife's still laughing in the kitchen And Danny's trying not to run [Chorus – Full beat] SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! Your wife keeps asking where I've been! We backed my truck into your fence And blamed it on your grandson Ben! SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! We almost had you fooled again! But there's two idiots on your Ring And one's waving at the lens! (HEY! HEY!) SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! [Bridge – Beat drops, playful half-time] You said, "I used to like you boys" I said, "Damn, when was that?" You said, "Before you moved in" I said, "Yeah, that's actually fair, man" Then you looked across the driveway At your mailbox in the tree Said, "Was that you little bastards?" [Silence] "...Allegedly." [Final Chorus – Explosive, layered vocals] SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! Your wife keeps asking where I've been! We backed my truck into your fence And blamed it on your grandson Ben! SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! We almost had you fooled again! But there's two idiots on your Ring And one's waving at the lens! (HEY! HEY!) SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! [Outro – Beat cuts abruptly] "Yo, Danny..." "What?" "You think Henderson's still pissed?" "Probably." "...His wife's pretty damn hot though." "Yeah, how the hell'd he pull that off?" [Beat slams back in] SORRY, MR. HENDERSON! [Music cuts] "...Seriously though, is she single?"
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