[intro: distorted guitar feedback morphing into a carnival melody gone wrong, building chaos, sudden silence, then one loud egg cracking sound effect] [verse] In the land of passive aggression, The rotten eggs in Hannah's oppression. We are dying, we are screaming, we are praying, we are dreaming - only nightmares! [pre-chorus: collective groan turning into manic laughter] [chorus] But we are fucking crazy eggs! We're rolling towards the edge! And we are in this shit all together We will face Hannah, ticks and whatever... [verse] In this land of passive aggression, we are sharing the common obsession. We are laughing, we are drinking, we are meming, we are sinking - in her paranoid world, in her mind full of crap, in her delusional swirl... [instrumental break: frantic circus-punk riff, off-key accordion stabs, drums speeding up like a runaway train] [chorus] But, Hell yeah! We are fucking crazy eggs! We are rolling towards the edge! And we are in this shit all together We will face Hannah, ticks and whatever... [final chorus: maximum chaos, overlapping voices, everyone screaming together] We are crazy rotten eggs! We are proud of this madness! We are proud of our resist In that world we'll bravely exist Till the fucking end! [outro: carnival melody returns, slowing down, single voice muttering, then another egg crack — silence]
