Verse 1: Our dearly beloved, we are gathered here today To say goodbye to Dogecoin On this such sad day Hey! Hey now, don't giggle! Please show some respect Stand now at attention, we must pause and reflect [Spoken] Okay, who threw that?! Chorus: Oh, how the markets rumbled and rained Candles bent, bowed and strained Could you not hear the howled refrains? On the day that Dogecoin died! The papers all proclaimed the end Charts dipped deep crimson red Solemn influencer tears were shed On the day that Dogecoin died! Verse 2: Oh, how cruel, cruel, cruel a fate Yet... why do these Shibes celebrate? Don't they know? Haven't they heard? That all of their money is worth but a third? Why do they fill buckets? Why do they play? Grabbing handfuls of coins to throw them away. No, not away, but at one another! Laughing, sharing and tipping each other Chorus: Oh, how the markets rumbled and rained Candles bent, bowed and strained Could you not hear the howled refrains? On the day that Dogecoin died! The papers all proclaimed the end Charts dipped deep crimson red Solemn influencer tears were shed On the day that Dogecoin died! Bridge: Why should we cry? The pups all asked Because a number fell below a line on a graph? Our miners still mine and our memers still meme Dogecoin's latest death's just another dream So raise up your paws, toss fears aside A thousand times fallen, a thousand revived No eulogy needed, no reason to mourn From our memes and our laughter, Dogecoin's reborn! Chorus: Oh, how the markets rumbled and rained Candles bent, bowed and strained Could you not hear the howled refrains? On the day that Dogecoin died! The papers all proclaimed the end Charts dipped deep crimson red Solemn influencer tears were shed On the day that Dogecoin died! Bridge: Why should we cry? The pups all asked Because a number fell below a line on a graph? Our miners still mine and our memers still meme Dogecoin's latest death's just another dream So raise up your paws, toss fears aside A thousand times fallen, a thousand revived No eulogy needed, no reason to mourn From our memes and our laughter, Dogecoin's reborn! Chorus: Oh, how the markets rumbled and rained Candles bent, bowed and strained Could you not hear the howled refrains? On the day that Dogecoin died! The papers all proclaimed the end Charts dipped deep crimson red Solemn influencer tears were shed On the day that Dogecoin died!
