[Intro – Instrumental Only] (Fast punk riff, kick-snare build, dirty bass groove—set the strip club stage) [Verse 1] Red Riding Hood walked into town, Not with cookies—she’s shaking it down. Grandma’s bar lit neon red, “Two-for-one dances” is what the sign said. Grandma’s the boss with the cash in hand, Runs the hottest strip joint in the land. Red’s on the pole, and she’s stealing the show, Wolf walked in—he just didn’t know. [Pre-Chorus] Fairy tales twisted, ain’t what you thought, This little red cape is running the spot. [Chorus] Red Riding Hood—she’s giving her all, Big bad wolf can’t handle the call. Red Riding Hood—ain’t sweet, she’s wild, Grandma’s bar raised a dangerous child! [Verse 2] Wolf at the bar with a hungry stare, Thought he could take her anywhere. But Red’s not scared, she’s owning the night, Dropped a split and his jaw took flight. Grandma laughed, poured whiskey shots, Said, “This wolf ain’t ready for what we got.” Red spun around with fire in her eyes, “You want a dance, wolf? Pay the price.” [Pre-Chorus] Fairy tales twisted, ain’t what you thought, This little red cape is running the spot. [Chorus] Red Riding Hood—she’s giving her all, Big bad wolf can’t handle the call. Red Riding Hood—ain’t sweet, she’s wild, Grandma’s bar raised a dangerous child! [Bridge – Gang Vocals] Huff, puff, blow it down, Red and grandma own this town. Wolf can’t win, he’s lost the fight, Dancing queens run the night! [Final Chorus – Bigger Crowd Energy] Red Riding Hood—she’s giving her all, Big bad wolf can’t handle the call. Red Riding Hood—ain’t sweet, she’s wild, Grandma’s bar raised a dangerous child! [Outro – Spoken/Sarcastic] Wolf: “I came for cookies…” Red: “Too bad, baby—make it rain.”
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