An experiment from Lord Darth Vader, This long-ago story was a crime. Captained by legendary James T. Kirk, The Enterprise was pulled through time. To catch a rebel Imperial traitor, Vader thought his plan was strong. Then Jim called him an asthmatic jerk, And that’s where things went wrong. Vader secured all the doors, ’Cause Jim was a pain in the neck. He had no use for petty wars, And Vader cursed the planned trek. To rid himself of this invader, Mara Jade was quickly called. Jim greeted her warmly with a smirk, As Vader looked on, appalled. Worse than the rebels, this crusader, Had made Vader’s plans a tangled mess. His lightsaber was still a perk, A deadly duel might ease his stress. Vader secured all the doors, ’Cause Jim was a pain in the neck. He had no use for petty wars, And Vader cursed the planned trek. For this plan, the Emperor was a hater, And gave one sharp Imperial shrug. “This project’s done, it will not work,” Then calmly pulled the plug. Because he was a true dictator, He condemned the botched-up plot. Vader, enraged, soon went berserk, And sent Jim home with Mister Spock. Though he was the task creator, Darth received one final gift. Delivered by a Federation clerk, A coupon for a free face-lift.
