
Scratch Em’ [Rasta-Swazta-Skazi’s Re-Versionisted]
[Opening | Quick chaotic preparation pours into steadily prepared | Intro | Opening Monologue:] “Hello??”, “Hello?!..(Hello!!)”, “Is there anybody out there??”, “Can anyone hear me?!?”, “I got somethin’ to say!!”. (“t’s important — So…— Listen up!”). [Verse 1 | All members drop into rhythmic synch:] I've got a really bad itch, In-between my gootch and my dick, Reach your hand on down my draws, You'll find my itchy fucking balls, Just Scratch em real quick bitch, My nuts they itch! [Chorus 1:] Scratch Em’ for me! (scratch Em’!), Scratch Em’ for me! (Scratch Em’!), Scratch Em’m for me! (Scratch Em’), Scratch Em’ for me Bitch! [Verse 2:] My balls they never get shaved, Haven't showered in over 80 days, They stink but bitch don't complain, Your voice, it hurts the brain, Forget the sweat, forget the stench, Just scratch my nuts cause they itch! [Chorus 2:] Scratch Em’ for me! (scratch Em’!), Scratch Em’ for me! (Scratch Em’!), Scratch Em’m for me! (Scratch Em’), Scratch Em’ for me Bitch! [Verse 3:] You're always yappin’ your jaws, Not tending to my itchy balls, Why do ya’ keep flapping your lips, Shut the fuck up I'm tired of that shit, Just Scratch Em’ dumb bitch, My nuts they itch! [Chorus 3:] Scratch Em’ for me! (scratch Em’!), Scratch Em’ for me! (Scratch Em’!), Scratch Em’m for me! (Scratch Em’), Scratch Em’ for me Bitch! [Final Verse 4:] You ain't got to wash your hands, Dirt won't hurt me, I'm a fuckin’ man, I'm a man —— With a need, For you to Scratch Em’ till they bleed, Get to scratching dumb bitch, My nuts they have an itch!.” [Final Chorus:] (Scratch Em’ For Me!), Scratch Em For me! (Scratch Em’), Scratch Em’ For Me! Scratch Em’ For Me Bitch! Scratch Em’ Up — Scratch Em’, Scratch Em’— Scratch Em’, Scratch Em’—Scratch Em’, Scratch Em’ For Me Bitch! Scratch Em’ — Scratch Em’, Scratch Em — Scratch Em’, Scratch Em’ —Scratch Em’, Scratch Em’ For Me Bitch~~”! [A chaotic mess of instrument downfall utilized to reach outro | Exit Dialogue:] (Ah yeah that’s right bitch —— I’m gonna stick you with my Dick!!).


