[Verse 1] Wake up fat, flopping in bed, Still your brain but a nose like lead. Would you grab concealer, would you book a tan, Pretend you’re pretty with a spray-on plan? [Pre-Chorus] Society whispers, “don’t let them see, Buy new teeth, fake skin, brand-new identity.” But you’re still a sea sausage in a rented suit, Flippers in Dior boots. [Chorus] What would you do if you woke up in an elephant seal’s body? Would you flex on the ‘Gram with rented Lambos, filters glossy? Would you marry rich, hide the stitch, chase success just to feel bossy? Or would you laugh at the lie, roll in the tide, ugly but free and sloppy? [Verse 2] People Botox their pain, buy status in gold, Plastic smiles cracking, stories re-sold. You’d wear Gucci cologne on a fish-stink face, But the blubber don’t care what you try to replace. [Pre-Chorus] Society loves a desperate fight, Selling makeup and mansions to cover the night. Ugly’s a crime, so you pay the fee, “Look rich, look thin, look nothing like me.” [Chorus] What would you do if you woke up in an elephant seal’s body? Would you hide in the gym, fake friends on a whim, wear success like a mask at a party? Would you sell your soul for control, or finally admit you’re nobody? Would you keep on lying, or flop on the beach, ugly but honest and free? [Bridge] Everybody’s dressing scars in Prada, Praying money makes the mirror softer. But even in diamonds, even with fame, The body you hate still calls your name. [Final Chorus] What would you do if you woke up in an elephant seal’s body? Would you spend your life proving worth to a world that’s fake and snotty? Or would you flop, eat fish, and laugh at the rich, Say “ugly is my new hobby”? Yeah, the truth is brutal but clear: We’re all elephant seals down here.
