AIN’T THAT THE DID DIDDLEr WITH THE ROOF

Verse 1) Ain’t that the did diddler with the roof? Climbed up sideways, looking for proof Got a chimney hat and a cardboard shoe Said, “I swear this house was built for two” (Pre-Chorus) Knock-knock, who’s there? Nobody knows He’s got a ladder And seventeen toes (Chorus) Ain’t that the did diddler with the roof? Ain’t that the strange little architectural goof? Dancing on shingles like gravity’s loose Moon said, “Buddy, what the hell’s your excuse?” (Verse 2) He patched up the clouds with a tube of glue Painted every satellite radioactive blue The weatherman screamed, “That ain’t my forecast!” He yelled, “I’m remodeling the future real fast!” (Bridge) Roof goes left Roof goes right Roof starts singing In the middle of night Chimney starts laughing The gutters go “WOO!” And everybody’s wondering “What did that roof guy do?” (Final Chorus) Ain’t that the did diddler with the roof? Wearing a hard hat made entirely of tofu Ain’t that the strangest thing we ever knew? He fixed the whole house Then forgot what he knew (Outro) Diddly-diddly-diddler Roof upon the moon Diddly-diddly-diddler He’ll be back real soon With a hammer in his hand And a blueprint made of soup Ain’t that the did diddler... with the roof.