[Intro] (What the hell is even that?) [Verse 1] Why do liberals want to teach kids about sex so much? Butt plugs in this case? What is—wait, what? I think that safe sex is always important Safe sex practices are always important Well, if safe sex is important, what's that have to do with a butt plug though? That's a sex toy And that is a type of queer sex though, that's not hetero sex And then you called it disgusting So you told me that the sex that my counterparts have is disgusting And I don't—it's not the—what? See how that is not openly homophobic? It's teaching high schoolers about butt plugs is disgusting How is this so hard for these people to understand? You don't need to teach them this! To call queer sex disgusting? You don't need to have a butt plug to have sex with a dude You just need two dicks! What are we talking about? This is ridiculous! That means that you think that only homosexual couples use butt plugs Heterosexual couples use butt plugs as well [Chorus] Can you imagine showing this video to Thomas Jefferson? Oh my god! I'm saying that teaching children, minors, about this is disgusting Right, so I guess that that comes into an abstinence-only education versus safe— No, it's not abstinence-only to not want to teach kids about sex toys! No, it's not abstinence-only, it's not safe sex At the end of the day, unless the actual butt plug is not properly sanitized— Exactly, and I think that's what that book is detailing is how to safely use those instruments We don't need to educate children on how to use butt plugs! We don't need to! Children! We don't need to do that! Are you a parent? I'm not a parent, but I— I would have never guessed You're not a parent, okay, and you—you are a parent? Yes Okay [Outro] What the hell is even that? And so as a father of three, two boys and a girl I don't want anyone teaching my child how to use sex toys of any kind Fucking obviously! How do you let this happen? So here's the reason why they think this It's because people are too afraid to tell them no Like listen to this It's not openly homophobic because that means to call queer sex disgusting The reason why people put up with this is because they're afraid of being maliciously and unfairly labeled with these terms that could damage their career It's not homophobic to not want kids to learn about butt plugs We need to figure out why you think that it's so important for them to learn about butt plugs You need to flip the script on these people and actually treat them like the aggressors that they are
