Fly Hub: Rodi the COO Meeting

[ambient] soft glitchy synth, staccato office hum, coffee machine whirring, keyboard clicks [narrator] Morning shift gathers at Fly Hub. Laptops open, inboxes pinging. [inbox ping] *ding* [human1] “Rodi, the COO, has updated the access protocols again…” [human2] “Employee workstation alignment approved. Did anyone… actually see him?” [narrator] No office visits. No calendar invites. Yet memos arrive, perfectly timed. [human3] “Okay, team. Let’s review these changes.” [ambient] printer queues shuffle, Slack channels update, coffee brews [human1] “So, the new workstation logins… we follow the COOP procedure?” [inbox ping] *ding* [human2] “Ensure cross-departmental compliance… yes or no?” [narrator] Hands raise. Nobody really knows what to answer. Office hums. Everything flows. [human3] “New breakroom rotation… and security badge thresholds…” [narrator] Team types notes, murmuring. Everyone impressed. Slightly uneasy. [human1] “Printer priorities… updated… I think? And the snack schedule?” [inbox ping] *ding* [human2] “Calendar aligned… Rodi’s instructions followed.” [narrator] Humans marvel. No one has ever seen the COO. Yet everything runs perfectly. [ambient] soft staccato synth, printer hum, Slack notifications pinging, coffee machine steams [human3] “Meeting adjourned. Everything seems… flawless.” [narrator] Rodi, the COO… invisible. Office mastered. Systems flow. Humans leave, impressed and puzzled.