ring ring ring its holiday bells lights sparkling bright as hell holiday gathering for a winter fight daddy dressing like santa and high as a kite funk these people they all hate me secretly pissing on the Christmas tree presents and cookies and cakes fat asses testing the couch for how much weight it can take Christmas only comes once a year so kiss my ass and hand me another beer have its everywhere the smell of ass and S and M gear house smells like the rear end of a southbound reindeer I should have canceled and blamed it on the snow but im here drinking Jesus birthday juice and to drunk to go have a merry funking Christmas and a happy new year now get your shit let's get out of here
