Chapter one, of Opera Gus, opera man, op

Chapter one, of Opera Gus, opera man, opera, musical To understand this story, we must go all the way back To the renaissance baby! The time when Opera Gus was first reborn... Immediately upon his birth, it was recognized that Opera Gus was a danger to everyone Many people, wanted to kill Opera Gus Foolish, perhaps, seeing how Opera Gus can't be killed Not in the long run, at least That is... unless you try really really hard. But Opera Gus always tries harder, and he's not ashamed of it. Seeing how killing babies are bad, a great bishop, named T-Bone of Boi, decided to rescue Opera Gus from murder. Opera Gus's identity was disguised. He was made to wear a large hat in order to disguise his signature seventies sunglasses. Is that enough of an intro for you guys? Well, Opera Gus doesn't play by your rules. Opera Gus is what they call Well, he's Opera Gus. Needless to say, Opera Gus is the hero of this story. Because the enemy is none other than... Well... Uh... Let's see... Who should be the villain? I haven't really thought of that... We'll see where it goes. Hopefully, I'll figure it out. This is only the first chapter, after all. You know what? The villain is a necromancer named Josh. Opera Gus therefore has to work with the good guys to defeat him. Pope Alexander the fifth, and Cesare Borgia. Yeah... To cover some background, as must be done in these cases, uh... Opera Gus was originally their enemy, because he had an affair with Lucrezia Borgia This marriage could not be accepted, however, because Opera Gus is a playa Therefore, Opera Gus was forced to stop... what he he was doing. Anyway, it was at that time, when dead bodies started walking around. There are also lots of other interesting things happening, but I don't know that much about it by heart, so let's skip it, okay? Nice... I promise I have ideas for a better book than this, I really do, but I must make something in the meantime, surely. Something low effort. Something like this.