Catnado Breakfast

[Intro] 4:12 AM at the Anchor Drop Travel Plaza Rain on the windshield Microwave burrito rotating like a warning beacon Another beautiful mistake of a morning [Verse 1] Steel toe shuffle through the diesel haze Coffee tasted burnt since yesterday Fuel island prophets smoking in the rain Talkin’ ‘bout weather and trailer brake pain Catnado cans stacked tall in the seat Dashboard glowing nuclear green Dispatch text says “easy little run” That’s usually how disasters start, son [Pre-Chorus] Got a half-charged headset And a left rear light One eye open Tryna make daylight [Chorus] Catnado Energy and spite Keepin’ this rig between the lines tonight Hammer down prayers and caffeine fumes Runnin’ late through road construction doom Every mile marker feels alive Every idiot drives like qualifying night Lord give strength to this old machine And the man surviving on gas station cuisine [Verse 2] Trailer pickup clear across the yard Dock guy yelling like it’s NASCAR Forklift flying through puddle spray One lost pallet ruined everybody’s day Some kid in a tuner car flew by fast Phone in his hand, loud exhaust blast Brother I’m governed at sixty-five Why are you treating I-29 like rally night? [Pre-Chorus] DOT shadows in my mirror glow Please don’t pull me over today, no [Chorus] Catnado Energy and spite Keepin’ this rig between the lines tonight Hammer down prayers and caffeine fumes Runnin’ late through road construction doom Orange barrels as far as I see GPS screaming detour misery Lord give strength to this old machine And the man surviving on gas station cuisine [Bridge] Construction sign said “Expect Delay” Buddy that was fourteen miles away Pilot car leading us five miles an hour While dispatch asks for another favor [Breakdown] CB chatter Air brake hiss Cornfield darkness Pure survival bliss [Final Chorus] Catnado Energy and spite Another sunrise barely made it by White lines hum like an old cassette Mileage climbing, nerves all wrecked Still got freight and bills to pay Still got highways left today If this rig explodes at least I tried Fueled by caffeine… and professional pride [Outro] Anchor Drop coffee Catnado breath See y’all tomorrow If the transmission survives