[Verse 1] Dashing through the game, trying not to lose, Everyone’s attacking me while I snooze! I rolled the dice so high, but landed on Despair, Now someone stole my tokens, it’s just not really fair! [Chorus] Oh, Monopoly, Monopoly, someone smashed my board, They raided all my property, I can't afford one more! Monopoly, Monopoly, my coins are all long gone, I missed with the the 1,000 multiplier; I knew this game was wrong! [Chorus] Oh, Monopoly, Monopoly, it seems rigged you know? They stole my jingle money, and left me full of woe! Monopoly, Monopoly, my game is in the bin, I’ll rage-quit if they steal again! [Bridge] (Spoken) “I landed on the Bad Luck square again?! Who programmed this?!” (Frustrated noises, then sighs) “Oh, and now my best friend just heisted me. Happy Holidays…” [Verse 3] They rolled a perfect roll, and hit me on the fly, It’s like they’re Santa's minions, stealing everything I buy! But I’ll keep pressing on, I’ll rise from all this pain, Because every loss is sweeter when you win Monopoly again! [Verse 4] Missed album completion by 1 card! Why do they make this game so hard? Pay 50 bucks to win, no way! Oh well, it's fun, I'll play anyway... [Final Chorus] Oh, Monopoly, Monopoly, this game is such a grind, My bank is low, my luck is gone, my patience is hard to find! Monopoly, Monopoly, the chaos never ends, But hey, it’s just a game—I’ll get revenge, my friends!
