The Golden Arches Gala

ragtime, early jazz, dixieland / 1910s swing, novelty vaudeville

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Oh, he pulled a crispy C-note for the cameras and the lights,
To show the working delivery their untaxed tipping rights!
It’s Grandma on the trending list! It’s Trump upon the feed!
A century-old melody for a digital kind of greed!

Two bags of golden arches sat upon the resolute,
While reality was captured for a social media shoot!
The burgers smelled of policy, the fries were taxes-free,
A happy meal for history for all the world to see!

No tax on the tips! No grime on the bill!
A hundred-dollar favor for a political thrill!
The delivery is grand, the intention is pure,
The viral kind of medicine is the only kind of cure!

The memes are spreading virally like mustard on a bun,
The serious is trash-ified and voters think it’s fun!
A reality TV degree in economic flair,
With a hundred-dollar gesture and a burglar’s kind of glare!

The Door Dash Grandma shivers as the internet explodes,
A meme for every burger on the presidential roads!
The stunt is the new strategy, the camera is the king,
While registers of publicity begin to loudly ring!

No tax on the tips! No grime on the bill!
A hundred-dollar favor for a political thrill!
The delivery is grand, the intention is pure,
The viral kind of medicine is the only kind of cure!

So tip the driver well before you start the daily show,
And watch the global ratings in a golden kind of glow!
The oval is a studio, the grandma is a star,
We’ve finally reached the trash-ification of who we really are!

Make sure you get the receipt... and the hundred dollars... did they get the shot? It’s a perfect shot...

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The velvet curtains parted in the Room of Oval hue, To welcome in a treasure that was ordered just for two! A Grandma with a thermal bag and Door Dash on her sleeve, A spectacle of service that you wouldn't quite believe! Oh, he pulled a crispy C-note for the cameras and the lights, To show the working delivery their untaxed tipping rights! It’s Grandma on the trending list! It’s Trump upon the feed! A century-old melody for a digital kind of greed! Two bags of golden arches sat upon the resolute, While reality was captured for a social media shoot! The burgers smelled of policy, the fries were taxes-free, A happy meal for history for all the world to see! No tax on the tips! No grime on the bill! A hundred-dollar favor for a political thrill! The delivery is grand, the intention is pure, The viral kind of medicine is the only kind of cure! The memes are spreading virally like mustard on a bun, The serious is trash-ified and voters think it’s fun! A reality TV degree in economic flair, With a hundred-dollar gesture and a burglar’s kind of glare! Oh, he pulled a crispy C-note for the cameras and the lights, To show the working delivery their untaxed tipping rights! It’s Grandma on the trending list! It’s Trump upon the feed! A century-old melody for a digital kind of greed! The Door Dash Grandma shivers as the internet explodes, A meme for every burger on the presidential roads! The stunt is the new strategy, the camera is the king, While registers of publicity begin to loudly ring! No tax on the tips! No grime on the bill! A hundred-dollar favor for a political thrill! The delivery is grand, the intention is pure, The viral kind of medicine is the only kind of cure! So tip the driver well before you start the daily show, And watch the global ratings in a golden kind of glow! The oval is a studio, the grandma is a star, We’ve finally reached the trash-ification of who we really are! Oh, he pulled a crispy C-note for the cameras and the lights, To show the working delivery their untaxed tipping rights! It’s Grandma on the trending list! It’s Trump upon the feed! A century-old melody for a digital kind of greed! Make sure you get the receipt... and the hundred dollars... did they get the shot? It’s a perfect shot...

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