“Can You Hear Me, MD?”

[Intro - Spoken] “Dear Dr. MD, forget Santa this year—I’ve got a wishlist just for you.” [Verse 1] Can you hear me, MD? I’ve been good all year, No cookies or milk, just a prescription near. Forget the toys, forget the sleigh, I’m wishing for relief in a pharmaceutical way! [Chorus] Oh, can you hear me, MD? I need a dose so divine, A little sevoflurane to help me unwind. Tired of the pain, can’t fake this cheer, So please, Dr. MD, be my Santa this year! [Verse 2] I don’t need no elves or the North Pole glow, Just a shiny IV line with a steady flow. Lidocaine for the sting, propofol to dream, Let’s make my Christmas a quiet, peaceful scene. [Chorus] Oh, can you hear me, MD? I need a dose so divine, A little sevoflurane to help me unwind. Tired of the pain, can’t fake this cheer, So please, Dr. MD, be my Santa this year! [Bridge] Oh, the OR lights are shining bright, And the hum of the machines feels just right. No jingle bells, no ho-ho-ho, Just the sweet sound of relief on the go. [Verse 3] So, dear MD, check your list twice, Give me that cocktail of anesthetic nice. No reindeer games, no rooftop stops, Just a little midazolam and a happy drop. [Chorus - With Choir] Oh, can you hear me, MD? I need a dose so divine, A little sevoflurane to help me unwind. Tired of the pain, can’t fake this cheer, So please, Dr. MD, be my Santa this year! [Outro - Spoken] “Forget the chimney, Doc—just meet me in the OR. I’ll bring the gratitude, you bring the good stuff. Merry Christmas, MD!”