[Verse 1] Black and white is the habit But the knuckles are turning red Got a rosary for a weapon Putting demons to their bed Sister Agnes loads the holy water Super soaker full of dread Hear you talking smack about mercy Should have prayed to us instead [Pre-Chorus] Agnes You got the list Mary Cross them off with a twist No more Mr. Nice Nun, honey We're tired of being pissed [Chorus] We're divine intervention with a one-two punch Forgiveness is a virtue but we've got a hunch You're gonna learn your lesson when you hear that crunch Sisters of no mercy eating sinners for lunch [Verse 2] Bless your heart you little sinner Thought you'd get away with sin But the good book's got a footnote About the trouble that you're in Sister Mary's got the ruler Thirty inches made of tin Gonna measure out your penance Right across your stupid chin [Pre-Chorus] Agnes You got the list Mary Cross them off with a twist No more Mr. Nice Nun, honey We're tired of being pissed [Chorus] We're divine intervention with a one-two punch Forgiveness is a virtue but we've got a hunch You're gonna learn your lesson when you hear that crunch Sisters of no mercy eating sinners for lunch [Bridge] Hallelujah, hallelujah Judgment's coming straight to ya Abbeys full of grace Gonna put you in your place [Chorus] We're divine intervention with a one-two punch Forgiveness is a virtue but we've got a hunch You're gonna learn your lesson when you hear that crunch Sisters of no mercy eating sinners for lunch Sisters of no mercy eating sinners for lunch Amen!
