[Intro] Yeah Right I've learned the hard way Every single time Let's go [Verse 1] Woke up late with a headache banging, missed my train and the whole day hanging, Coffee went cold, got the toast all black, put the wrong damn shoes on and I still went back, Phone got cracked when I dropped it flat, tried fixing the screen with a dodgy hack, Made it worse, now the touchscreen's dead, should've left it alone like my mother said. Took one wrong turn, ended up miles, Asked for directions, got three different styles, Man said left, then another said right, I picked the third road, somehow got it right. I don't learn from warnings, I learn from scars, I don't read instructions, I take things apart, If there's an easy way, I've probably missed it, If there's a hard way, yeah, somehow I'm in it. [Pre-Chorus] Every mistake Every mess Every time I made it worse than the rest I could complain I could quit But I've come this far So I'm sticking with it [Chorus] Crash course, that's how I learn Fall down, get up, watch it burn Crash course, lesson number two I don't know what I'm doing But I'm getting through Crash course, straight into the wall Learn a little something every time I fall Crash course, call it what you want I'm still moving forward Even when I'm not [Verse 2] Bought a cheap guitar, couldn't play a chord, Watched one tutorial, thought I knew the score, Fingers went numb, strings cut through, Three weeks later and I still can't tune. Tried cooking dinner, nearly killed the pan, Smoke alarm screaming like a marching band, Neighbour at the window shouting, "You alright?" I said, "Yeah, mate, just learning tonight." Sent the wrong email to the wrong guy, Realised too late, just wanted to die, Then I thought, "Well, what's the worst that can happen?" Five minutes later, everybody's laughing. That's my education, that's my degree, Trial and error written all over me, I've got no handbook, no perfect plan, Just another mistake and another chance. [Pre-Chorus] Every mistake Every mess Every time I made it worse than the rest I could complain I could quit But I've come this far So I'm sticking with it [Chorus] Crash course, that's how I learn Fall down, get up, watch it burn Crash course, lesson number two I don't know what I'm doing But I'm getting through Crash course, straight into the wall Learn a little something every time I fall Crash course, call it what you want I'm still moving forward Even when I'm not [Breakdown] Right... Don't touch that. Why? Because last time... Beat cuts I broke it. [Rapid-Fire Verse] Back with another bad decision, Half my plans need supervision, No permission, poor precision, Still convinced I've got the vision, Missed the deadline, lost the number, Stayed up late, forgot the summer, Bought the thing, returned the thing, Lost the receipt, found the thing, Wrong address, wrong train, Wrong password, wrong name, Wrong idea, wrong approach, Still somehow I'm getting close, Every failure's information, Every setback's education, Every time I hit the floor, I get up and try once more. [Bridge] Maybe I'm slow Maybe I'm stubborn Maybe I need to learn But every wrong road Every bad call Gets me somewhere in the end [Final Chorus] Crash course, that's how I learn Fall down, get up, watch it burn Crash course, lesson number two I don't know what I'm doing But I'm getting through Crash course, straight into the wall Learn a little something every time I fall Crash course, call it what you want I'm still moving forward Even when I'm not Crash course, one more mistake One more chance to get it right Crash course, no regrets I'll figure it out tonight [Outro] Don't give me instructions. I'll probably ignore them anyway. Yeah. Crash course.
