The_Virtues_Of_Kurisu (Cover)

(Verse 1) Daniel! Let’s talk about something real! Like the way you’re bamboozled by Kurisu’s behind. You’re ray ping him in your mind’s eye, confined by his defined hind. It’s understandable, hell, it’s relatable. We all wish Kurisu was datable. But it’s wrong! Oh yeah it’s wrong! In your delusions Kurisu ain’t wearing a thong! Meanwhile in my head, I’m beating him like a gong. We’re dismissing reality. Treating Kurisu like the queen bee! (Chorus) But he ain’t nothing like what we want to see! He’d be buoyant in a saltless dead sea! The ground quakes as he steps, he’s too weighty! If we hung him from an oak tree… Its lease on life would be tolled. Because of Kurisu’s fat folds. (Verse 2) Not to mention his intelligence quotient It’s as shallow as the Arctic Ocean. And for those of you less inclined. That’s the one with the smallest depth assigned. I mean how can a man who says “potato, potato” be smart? If Kurisu has more than a pea sized brain I’d fall apart. It would be unbelievable. Completely inconceivable. (Chorus) But he ain’t nothing like what we want to see! He’d be buoyant in a saltless dead sea! The ground quakes as he steps, he’s too weighty! If we hung him from an oak tree… Its lease on life would be tolled. Because of Kurisu’s fat folds. (Outro) Kurisu I miss you… NOT! Be a good boy and stay in my blind spot!