[Verse 1] Bought me a brand new boat last year for Christmas Spent every waking hour catching baass My wife said please spend some time with me Don't you go out on the lake And in the D.I.V.O.R.C.E. the boat's the only think she didn't take [Chorus] But blondes don't compare at all to a good day fishing Brunettes don't hold up to a game of golf And redheads don't hold a candle to good whiskey, oh no But there's one thing for sure, you can't have it all [Verse 2] Wife number two didn't prove to be much better Said I was spending too much time on the green She said get your clubs and go, when you get back I'll be gone And in the D.I.V.O.R.C.E. the country club became my home [Chorus] But blondes don't compare at all to a good day fishing Brunettes don't hold up to a game of golf And redheads don't hold a candle to good whiskey, oh no But there's one thing I know, you can't have it all [Instrumental] [Verse 3] This one is perfection, I guess third time is the charm Late one night I got caught sneaking home from the bar She said I know that you've been drinking, I'm not as dumb as you might think And in the D.I.V.O.R.C.E. she even got the kitchen sink [Chorus] But blondes don't compare at all to a good day fishing Brunettes don't hold up to a game of golf And redheads don't hold a candle to good whiskey, oh no But there's one thing I know, you can't have it all [Outro] Yeah, there's one thing I know for sure, you can't have it all [spoken with laughter](Still got my boat though)
