I just had an impromptu rap, When an accidental spillage caused a coffee lap. I couldn’t stop, I felt a sudden urge To let those offensive words surge. But I hate profanity, It’s verbal vanity. Why scorch humanity, With a sworn calamity? Creative words are witty, They reflect ones personality. Is every sentence a filthy ditty? That’s just unoriginal insanity. Normally I laugh when I see such a mishap. But as Ackbar shouted, "IT'S A TRAP!" One day, my friend dropped his new iPad I laughed so hard, boy, he was mad! Forgive the misspoken slip, Let me try to take another sip. As I bring it to my— Oh FRACK! I did it again! But I hate profanity, It’s verbal vanity. Why scorch humanity, With a sworn calamity? Creative words are witty, They reflect ones personality. Is every sentence a filthy ditty? That’s just unoriginal insanity. Quickly it's sung, in a rushed snap. When the coffee, oddly, missed my yap. I’m so angry I’m seeing plaid. My friend saw me, now he’s glad. But I hate profanity, It’s verbal vanity. Why scorch humanity, With a sworn calamity? Creative words are witty, They reflect ones personality. Is every sentence a filthy ditty? That’s just unoriginal insanity. That horrid language I always try to purge, No bad words do I dare splurge. So, if your foul phrases you refuse to zap, Then we can't converse across our language gap. There’s no more I have to say, Think about it, if you may. Now, my coffee’s gone, lost in my lap. That’s the end of my Accidental Rap
