[Guitar intro] [Fun, upbeat verse with limited harmony] I’m out on the roads Driving my plow Clearing the snow Making my rounds When the day's all done And the work is through I'll get plowed... Just like I... Always do [Happy, powerful Chorus with country harmony] I wanna get plowed... Snow flying high (snow flying high) Then raise a glass to the winter sky (the winter sky) I wanna feel like a walking disaster The morning after... Nothin' else matters [Fun, upbeat verse with limited harmony] The handyman's here With my traowel and paste Plastering walls No time to waste But when the sun sets And tools are down I get plastered... all over town [Happy, powerful Chorus with country harmony] I wanna get plastered... The walls all straight (walls all straight) Then pour a drink, it's never too late (never too late) I wanna feel like a walking disaster The morning after... Nothin' else matters [Fun, upbeat verse with limited harmony] Work in construction Blast rock and stone Building foundations Setting up homes When the dust settles And the work is done I get blasted... 'neath the setting sun [Happy, powerful Chorus with country harmony] I wanna get blasted... Rubble's all gone (rubble's all gone) Then toast the night, till the break of dawn (the break of dawn) I wanna feel like a walking disaster The morning after... Nothin' else matters [Joyful bridge with no harmony] Plowin’ the snow (plowin’ the snow) Plasterin’ walls (plasterin’ walls) Blastin’ the rocks (blastin’ the rocks) We drink to it all (yeehaw!) With a beer in our hands... And a cheer in our voice (wooooh!) [Drunk voice] We three sheets in the wind, it’s our favorite choice [Group outro] Plowed and plastered and blasted away... Work hard, drink harder, every single day Plowed and plastered and blasted away... Work hard, drink harder, every single day Plowed and plastered and blasted away... Work hard, drink harder, every single day [Beautiful acapella harmony] Plowed and plastered and blasted awaaaay! Here's to another, at the end of the day! [End]