"...You're listening to..." "...88 point 6 Radio W.H.Y." "...um" "...I'm No-body." [Tape hiss.] "...If this is your first time listening..." "...Welcome." "...If you've been here before..." "...Welcome back." ..ah "...We don't have traffic." "...Traffic's bad." "...We don't have weather." "...It's raining." "...We don't have breaking news." "...Something probably exploded." "...You'll hear about it eventually." [A quiet chuckle.] "...Mostly..." "...we've got music." "...Some ads." "...A conspiracy podcast every now and then." "...And enough static..." "...to make it all sound intentional." [Long pause.] "...Alright." "...Let's get started." "...This one's by Oppressive Heat." "We Should Have Burned This City Centuries Ago." "...Hit it."
