[Intro – distorted voice sample] “We couldn't have our meeting today... there'd been a small fire in one of the conference rooms...” (sound of explosion, fire crackling, diesel hiss) [Verse 1] Hahaha... yeah, I know exactly why and all... the exact trip that occurred! Terry had diesel grenaded the office/conference room the previous night, rockets flying through letterboxes like those flying over Ross Egg's lid in Afghanistan in Ross Egg Extreme Diesel Diesel grenade in his hand like “BOOM!” Launched it in slow-mo—boom shake the room. Sparks hit the carpet, blinds caught fire, Whiteboard meltin’, pure devastation in the pyre. Letterbox shook—rockets flew through, Brown smoke everywhere! Evac! Evac! Woah man! What the fuck mate! This is mega, bro! We need to get throned! Shall we skin up?! [Hook – grimy chant] 🔥 Brown smoke risin’, we've just been diesel grenaded 🚷 Room’s off-limits, das coppers are turning up, need to be evaded 💥 Let's evac before we get overspun by the five oh 📉 Meeting adjourned! Shit shit shit, we've proper binned it! We've perished man, we nearly almost died! (repeat) [Verse 2] Coughin’ in corridors, gas mask needed, Police! Stay where you are! Stay where you are! Nope! Not doing it! Yeah mate, cause that's exactly what I'm gonna do, like fuck! Hahaha! Leg it! Woop woop woop! Diesel alarm screamed like a turbo raving tune, All 'cause Terry diesel diesel grenaded the conference room. “We need to evac, like directly!” Brown gas smoke billowing like from the exhaust of a Pred-inspired imperial deez warcannon! S [Bridge – heavier bass, more urgency in the beat] 🔥 Bridge (Breakdown Build-Up) (Sparse beat, distorted ambience, radio chatter + low bass pulse) [Male distorted voice, echoing through gas] "Terry lit the fuse... and vanished into the brown..." [Robotic voice, panning L–R] “Deee...sel... gas cloud detected. Access restricted. Meeting adjourned.” (Crowd gasp sample, then silence) [Whispered female voice, breathy, layered] "Gas in the vents... Rockets through the slots... He sealed the fate with a diesel grenade through das letterbox..." (FX: ticking + reverb-heavy siren sweep begins) [Build begins – rising tempo + synth stab progression] “You ever seen smoke brown like that? You ever felt the deez overthrone your lungs?” (Kickdrum returns slow, then doubles into a full drop incoming) 💣 Outro (Descent Into Collapse) (Slow, sludgey beat, fading into warped ambience) [Male deep tone, vocoded] "Boop...beep... six nine seconds, six nine minutes... The sound of the Derbyshire Constabulary's deck tape machine overspinning at 4.20am [FX: Crackling flames + pitched-down meeting room beeps] [Whispered voice loop, getting more glitched each time] "Adjourned... adjourned... eggggggg..." (Synth pad filters down like it's choking) [Final line – almost silence, eerie reverb – child's voice] “Gasssssss.” (Hard cut silence – or optional vinyl burnout fx)
