[Intro] [80s retro synth pop intro, funky slap bass groove] [Spoken Word, cheerful and enthusiastic male voice] Hey Lucky! Here kitty, kitty... Where are you hiding? Come to daddy, my stomach is growling! [Playful quirky whistleblower synthesizer laugh] [Verse 1] [Bright rhythmic male vocals] Sitting right here in the Tanners' living room Staring at the cat, he’s my ultimate heirloom Fluffy soft coat and a little pink nose Back on planet Melmac, that's how dinner goes! I’m tired of the leftovers, tired of the cheese I need a real meal, so pass the feline, please! [Pre-Chorus] [Whispered vocals, dynamic tension builds up] Sneaking on my tiptoes, quiet as a mouse With two slices of bread, I'm hunting through the house [Upbeat crescendo] Just a little mayonnaise, a slice of tomato too A perfect BLT sandwich is what I'm gonna do! [Chorus] [Catchy anthemic refrain, energetic disco groove] Oh, Lucky the cat, won't you be my lunch today? [Shouted] "No problem!" [Main vocals] is what my hungry belly wants to say! I don't understand why Earthlings think it's wrong On Melmac, you're the staple food we've loved for so long! Before Willie starts to yell and shout my name [Screamed male backing vocals] ("ALF!!") [Main vocals] My knife and fork are ready, I'm winning this game! [Verse 2] [Playful staccato vocal delivery] I tried to put him in the toaster, tried to be polite But Kate caught me red-handed, man, she gave me a fright! She says "Lucky is a family pet, you cannot have a bite!" But he looks so delicious, walking left and right A nice glass of cat juice to wash it all down Would make me the happiest alien in town! [Pre-Chorus] [Sneaking vocal dynamic, dramatic synth rhythm] Locking on the target from behind the old couch I've got the giant gourmet appetite, I'm no slouch [Upbeat crescendo] Just a few more seconds till my recipe is done A fresh Lucky-Burger for the lucky one! [Chorus] [Catchy anthemic refrain, energetic disco groove] Oh, Lucky the cat, won't you be my lunch today? [Shouted] "No problem!" [Main vocals] is what my hungry belly wants to say! I don't understand why Earthlings think it's wrong On Melmac, you're the staple food we've loved for so long! Before Willie starts to yell and shout my name [Screamed male backing vocals] ("ALF!!") [Main vocals] My knife and fork are ready, I'm winning this game! [Post-Chorus] [Funky vocal ad-libs, rhythmic handclaps] Yeah, my lunch today! [Call and response] (No problem!) Just a little bite! [Call and response] (No problem!) Don't yell at me, Willie! [Call and response] (No problem!) [Slap bass solo section, groovy 80s drums] [Bridge] [Tempo stays steady, nostalgic melodic shift, expressive emotional vocals] Looking up at the stars, missing my old home We all loved cats up there, wherever we would roam [Spoken parenthesis] (Loved them as dinner, of course, you know) [Melodic vocals] But Willie's always uptight, always screaming "No!" Relax, pal, it's just a snack, just let the juices flow! Culture shock is real, but hey, I'm doing fine... [Guitar Solo] [Flashy 80s funk guitar solo, bright overdrive tone] [Chorus] [Full band climax, high energy disco beat] Oh, Lucky the cat, won't you be my lunch today? [Shouted] "No problem!" [Main vocals] is what my hungry belly wants to say! I don't understand why Earthlings think it's wrong On Melmac, you're the staple food we've loved for so long! Before Willie starts to yell and shout my name [Screamed male backing vocals] ("ALF!!") [Main vocals] My knife and fork are ready, I'm winning this game! [Outro] [Funky bass groove, gradual volume fade out] [Spoken Word, comedic rambling male voice] Ah, well... he got away again. Lucky cat. Guess I have no choice for now. Hey Willie, what's in the fridge? Can I at least have some cat food? [Chewing sound effects imitation] Munch, munch... ew, tastes like Earth garbage! [Laughter] Ha! I kill me! [End]
