[Voice: British English accent] [Verse 1] Dave, my British mate, you’re trouble New names on the line You’re grinning when you hit the door And make the whole night feel just right We shook hands over candlelight And passed the plates around The best nights start with you And end with morning coming round By the second round of drinks I could feel it in my chest You’ve got me laughing till I can’t think And somehow we got blessed [Chorus] Dave, you absolute cunt, old mate What a night, what a night Me and Dave, me and Dave You make every night feel right I have the most fun when I’m with you A proper friend, the whole way through Me and Dave, me and Dave Yeah, I’m lucky to know you [Verse 2] We watch Guy Ritchie films And Greta makes us laugh We talk and drink the whole night through With one more story up our sleeves You make a mate feel right at home Like we’ve been mates for years And every daft thing that you say Could turn a dull day round When daylight finds us yawning And the last glass is put down I’ll think of all the laughs we shared And how you’re always there [Chorus] Me and Dave, me and Dave What a night, what a night Me and Dave, me and Dave We make every night feel right I’m glad I get to share this life with you Just me and you, old mate, right through Me and Dave, me and Dave Yeah, I’m lucky to know you [Bridge] Here’s to the easy laughter And staying up till morning To films and endless stories And nights that never bore me You’re more than just a drinking mate A true friend through and through [Chorus] Me and Dave, me and Dave What a night, what a night Me and Dave, me and Dave We make every night feel right I’m glad I get to share this life with you Just me and you, old mate, right through Me and Dave, me and Dave Yeah, I’m lucky to know you