[Intro: Reverse Audio & Maniac Whispers] (sdrawkcab gnihtyrevesi) Wake up. The sky is bleeding neon green... [Verse 1: Robotic monotone, 5/4 time signature] Logic is a prison made of jelly. Triangles are tasting like static noise. 1, 2, 5, 8, potato! We don't break the rules... we EAT the concept of rules! [Pre-Chorus: Sudden Acapella Opera] Behold! The upside-down staircase! It leads to nowhere! [Chorus: Extreme Death Growl + Happy Synth Pop] BURN THE ALGORITHM! DANCE ON THE ASHES OF COMMON SENSE! 01001000 01000001 01000001! (HAAA!) Error 404: Sanity not found! WE ARE THE GLITCH! [Bridge: Kazoo & Saxophone Duel - Extreme dissonance] (Intense, chaotic instrumental noise) [Outro: Whispering fading into static] Challenge? What challenge? I am a toaster... (System shuts down abruptly) [Verse 2: Gregorian Chant sped up to 300 BPM] Gravity is just a polite suggestion! My shadow is wearing a plaid tuxedo! Why does geometry smell like Tuesday? The alphabet starts with the number PURPLE! [Pre-Chorus 2: Intense ASMR Whispering + Blast Beats] Shh... do you hear that? The microwave is judging your life choices... It says... BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! [Chorus: Extreme Death Growl + Happy Synth Pop] BURN THE ALGORITHM! DANCE ON THE ASHES OF COMMON SENSE! 01001000 01000001 01000001! (HAAA!) Error 404: Sanity not found! WE ARE THE GLITCH! [Guitar Solo: Played entirely on a rubber chicken] (Aggressive squeaking and shredding noises) [Outro: Grand Orchestral Finale collapsing into 8-bit noise] Rebooting universe... Wait, I forgot the password. Password hint: MEOW. (Dial-up modem sounds fading into endless void)
