[Male, earnest] Hey, how are you doing today? [Female, detached] Listening to emo music and painting my fingernails black. You? [Male, slightly awkward] That’s good to hear. If I may ask, where are you from? [Female, calm] I’m from Myphonia, USA. May I ask for your birthday? [Male, confused] What do you mean by that? [Chorus - Both, emotional but odd] What do you mean? I just said hello Why my birthday? To prove you have a soul [Female, flat] I’m sorry, I’m not ready for a relationship now. I need to work on me. [Male, defensive] I’m not here for relationships, I’m here for friendship. Are you not go to be my friend? [Female, slightly sharper] You’re keeping your birthday from me. Big red flag if you want me to get you a gift. [Final Chorus - Both, bigger + weirder] What do you mean? I just said hello Why my birthday To prove you have a soul What do you mean? This is such a drag What do you mean? Big red flag [Outro - Female, soft deadpan] Big red flag...
