Verse 1 Dave was bored of earthly waves, The simple life the ocean gives. He paddled out past Malibu, And hitched a ride into the blue. He's standing on the edge of space, A cosmic grin upon his face. His board is waxed with asteroid dust, In solar winds, he puts his trust. Chorus Here comes the drop! A silver streak of man, Disrupting every weather plan. Here comes the drop! A sonic, fiery boom, Scaring pigeons on the moon. Here comes the drop! He’s breaking every law, Leaving mission control in awe. Here comes the drop! What can you say? The dude just made a new waterway. Verse 2 He rockets past the ISS, The astronauts are all a mess. They see a blur, a fiery streak, And spill their freeze-dried, slimy leek. He dodges satellites with ease, And rides the ionospheric breeze. At NASA, all the screens just glitch, Some general starts to foam and twitch. Chorus Here comes the drop! A silver streak of man, Disrupting every weather plan. Here comes the drop! A sonic, fiery boom, Scaring pigeons on the moon. Here comes the drop! He’s breaking every law, Leaving mission control in awe. Here comes the drop! What can you say? The dude just made a new waterway. Bridge The experts say he'll burn to ash, To molecules in one big flash. The news reports with bated breath, "A certain, meteoric death!" They bet he'll land in the Pacific, A splashdown truly scientific. The world looks up, they watch and wait, To see the surfer meet his fate. Final Chorus Here comes the drop! But here comes the splash, A most unexpected final crash. Here comes the drop! No ocean grand and deep, While all the nervous anchors weep. Here comes the drop! He landed with a plop, A perfectly executed flop. Here comes the drop! Right in the kiddie pool, At his neighbor's backyard barbecue. ... "Hey Brenda, got another brew?"
