Boop shooboop! Boop doowoop! Deepeedeedeepeedeedoo We’re the shoowop gang And we’re comin through! Beep boopin’s just what we came to do! Dabadadoobopzzt Dooo wah dabba dah beep boop We’re dubbin, we’re steppin. Watch us go, we’re on the moon. (Johnny, do that futuristic jump you always do!) Whoa, that’s our space Johnny. Doing what space Johnny does. Boop boop beedoop aloobadoowoopbeep Zzzapdabba dah dah doo, a Scooby doo beep buzz! (Johnny: guys, I tripped over one of your space shoes!) Boop doop beep wop, a boogety oogety wow! (Johnny: someone had better fess up right now. Whose shoes are these?) A shoop beep dooby, doop way dum, a dabba dah doo beep! (Johnny: are you guys seriously not gonna tell me who left their shoes in the way of my futuristic jump?) A dayba dayba beepa, ashoobadawadoo-zzt (Johnny: okay, fine, ignore me then. I’ll just.. I don’t know. Actually, I do know. Hold on) Deep deep doowah a shibba dah doo beep Hey Johnny, get away from the airlock and put the extinguisher down. (Wah oooo wow!) Don’t you know if you do that, we’ll all do the space equivalent of drown? Boop boop adooo, Johnny! Boop boop adooo (Johnny: guys, I’m gonna do it. Unless someone fesses up to the shoe thing.) Can’t do that Johnny, we’re too busy jammin. Ashangadangadoobahdoowahshangadahdoo (Johnny: oh okay, got it, real nice. Even under duress you guys still gotta do your stupid little a cappella dubstep thing.) We came here to beep boop and that’s all we can do. (Johnny: yeah real nice guys, thank you. You know, I don’t even like dubstep. You know what I like to do? I like to jump! That’s why you guys hired me. You said, and I quote, “please Johnny come jump, we promise you won’t get hurt.” Now, it’s the first performance on our space tour and someone just so happens to leave their shoes out where I can trip on them? Do you want me to jump or do you just want to make a fool out of me?) Bop doo boppa da wah doo Beep shoobop! Beep doowop! Deepeedeedeepeedeedoo We’re the shoowop gang And we’re comin through! Beep boopin’s just what we came to do! (And that’s all. Thanks for not releasing the airlock Johnny.) (Johnny: up yours.) Bap a wah zzt dah bah dooooo… Ooweebooop! Beep. (hissing) (“Oh shit, that was an accident”)
