[Intro - upbeat instrumental cyber-rock groove, bouncy guitar and synth hook, no vocal samples] [Verse 1 - playful fast female rap] PHONE GOES DING PACKAGE DELIVERED HELL YEAH, FINALLY HERE SHOES ON QUICK OPEN THE DOOR ... THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HERE CHECK THE STEP CHECK THE CORNER CHECK BEHIND THE FUCKING BIN MAYBE THEY JUST HID IT SOMEWHERE VERY WELL NOPE NOTHING FINE APP SAYS DELIVERED THREE MINUTES AGO SO UNLESS MY PACKAGE GREW LEGS THERE'S ONE MORE THING I NEED TO KNOW SHOW ME PROOF OF DELIVERY [brief pause] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? [Pre-Chorus - bright female clean vocals] That's not my door That's not my chair That's not my fucking patio there Nice little plant Lovely view BUT WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU DELIVER TO? [Chorus - upbeat catchy female vocals] Package delivered! Apparently! To a lovely little terrace That does not belong to me! Package delivered! Photo says it's true! Congratulations, mystery neighbor My new shit belongs to you! [Verse 2 - quick bratty female rap, detective energy] OKAY, ENHANCE NO, THAT'S NOT REAL PINCH AND ZOOM UNTIL IT'S GRAIN GRAY TILE FLOOR BLACK METAL CHAIR ONE SUSPICIOUS WINDOW FRAME DO I KNOW THAT FLOWERPOT? HAVE I SEEN THAT DOORMAT? WHY AM I FORENSICALLY ANALYZING SOME RANDOM PERSON'S HABITAT? HOUSE NEXT DOOR? NO, WRONG RAILING OTHER SIDE? WRONG FUCKING WALL WALK DOWN STREET PEEK AT TERRACES I LOOK COMPLETELY NORMAL NOT WEIRD AT ALL PHONE IN HAND PHOTO OPEN MATCH THE TABLE MATCH THE FLOOR I HAVE BECOME A PRIVATE DETECTIVE BECAUSE SOMEBODY MISSED MY DOOR [Chorus - bigger upbeat vocals, punchy guitars] Package delivered! Apparently! To a lovely little terrace That does not belong to me! Package delivered! Picture doesn't lie! I JUST WISH THE FUCKING PICTURE SHOWED ME WHERE THE FUCK TO DRIVE! [Cyber Break - playful synth arpeggio, bouncy guitar riff, punchy trap drums, instrumental only] [Verse 3 - energetic female shout-rap, comic escalation] BACK INSIDE CHECK THE APP MAYBE THERE'S A NAME SOMEWHERE "LEFT IN SAFE PLACE" SAFE FOR WHO? BECAUSE IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T HERE CUSTOMER SUPPORT? NOT JUST YET LET'S GIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD A CHANCE MAYBE SOMEONE OPENS THEIR DOOR AND FINDS MY SHIT BESIDE THEIR PLANTS TEN MINUTES TWENTY NOTHING FINE, I'LL DEAL WITH THIS TONIGHT— [doorbell-like instrumental hit] WAIT SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR PLEASE LET THIS BE— HOLY SHIT THE PACKAGE [Bridge - cheerful relieved female vocals] Mystery solved Case is closed Turns out it wasn't very far Nice neighbor brought the package over From wherever the hell they are Thank you! Seriously! You just saved my afternoon Still don't recognize that terrace But I got my package So we're cool [Final Verse - playful rapid female rap] BOX IS HERE LABEL'S RIGHT EVERYTHING'S COMPLETELY FINE NO NEED FOR SUPPORT TICKETS NO NEED TO COMMIT A CRIME NEIGHBOR SAVED THE DAY AGAIN DELIVERY MYSTERY COMPLETE I CAN FINALLY OPEN WHAT I ORDERED LIKE FOUR FUCKING DAYS AGO THIS WEEK CUT THE TAPE OPEN THE BOX THERE IT IS EXACTLY RIGHT PHONE GOES DING NEW NOTIFICATION ANOTHER PACKAGE ARRIVES TONIGHT [brief musical stop] Oh no. [Final Chorus - huge upbeat female vocals, bouncy cyber-metal groove] Package delivered! Eventually! Took a little sightseeing Before it made its way to me! Package delivered! Case officially through! Thank you, mystery neighbor Whoever the fuck are you! Package delivered! Everything is fine! Until the next one gets a photo OF SOME PATIO THAT ISN'T MINE! [Outro - playful guitar and synth hook, instrumental only]
