“RED WAGON RODEO”

[Verse 1] Sun comes up on the hillside farm, Boots hit dirt and the goats sound the alarm, Megan swings the gate with a grin so wide, And the whole Red Wagon herd comes pouring outside. They’re nibblin’ on the fence posts, climbin’ on the shed, One’s already tryin’ to eat the hat off her head, But she just laughs — “Y’all, behave for once!” And the goats say nope, ‘cause they’re chaos punks. [Chorus] It’s a Red Wagon Rodeo, hooves in the air, Twenty little maniacs everywhere, Clearing out the brush like a four‑legged crew, And the donkey in the back goin’ “hee‑haw!” too. Yeah, the yard gets wild when the herd rolls through — It’s a Red Wagon Rodeo, and they’re comin’ for you. [Verse 2] One goat’s perched on a stump like a king, Another’s chewin’ on a mailbox spring, Megan’s tryin’ hard not to lose her mind, But she loves every hoofprint they leave behind. They’re nature’s lawnmowers with attitude, They’ll eat your weeds and your bad mood too, And when the work is done and the sun dips low, They line up proud like a victory show. [Chorus] It’s a Red Wagon Rodeo, hooves in the air, Twenty little maniacs everywhere, Clearing out the brush like a four‑legged crew, And the donkey in the back goin’ “hee‑haw!” too. Yeah, the yard gets wild when the herd rolls through — It’s a Red Wagon Rodeo, and they’re comin’ for you. [Bridge] [Instrumental – fiddle + acoustic guitar] [SFX – goats bleating rhythmically, not sung] [SFX – one loud donkey bray on the downbeat] [Final Chorus] Red Wagon Rodeo, kick up the dust, Trust the goats — ‘cause the goats don’t trust us, They’re the queens and kings of the pasture land, With Megan at the helm like a legend standin’. Yeah, the yard gets clean and the spirits do too — At the Red Wagon Rodeo, they’ll take care of you. [Outro] [SFX – soft goat bleats fading out] [SFX – donkey bray, distant]