Yeah... here we go... I got something to say and I'm gonna say it LOUD! I woke up this morning with a fish in my bed It looked at me funny so I punched it in the head! The coffee machine is plotting against the toaster My landlord's a lizard and my cat is an impostor! I'm running through the city with my shoes on the wrong feet Screaming at the pigeons on the one-way street! Everybody's talking but nobody's got a clue I got the answer, baby, and the answer is: BOO! You push me left! I go right! You turn off the day! I turn on the night! You say it's wrong! I say it's PERFECT! You want it all but you can't have it! You scream and shout but you can't grab it! It's right in front of your face! But you're running in the wrong direction, babe! You want it all! (All!) You want it all! (All!) But it's already gone! I bought a new car but it only drives in circles My dentist is a wizard and he speaks in purple! The TV is watching ME, I swear it's getting personal My shadow filed a lawsuit, says the whole thing's reversible! I tried to cook dinner but the kitchen caught on fire The fire department came and they joined the choir! Now everybody's singing in the middle of the street And I'm the only one who's still got shoes on his feet! You push me down! I bounce back! You paint it white! I paint it BLACK! You say it's over! I say it's JUST BEGUN! You want it all but you can't have it! You scream and shout but you can't grab it! It's right in front of your face! But you're running in the wrong direction, babe! You want it all! (All!) You want it all! (All!) But it's already gone! It's it. That's all. Nothing more to say. The fish is dead. The cat is real. The coffee machine... has feelings too. NOW EVERYBODY'S DANCING ON THE ROOF OF THE BANK The mayor's in his underwear, the whole city's gone blank! I'm the king of the nonsense, the duke of the absurd I said a million words and you didn't hear a word! So take your little box and put it on the shelf 'Cause the only thing that's real is the sound of myself! SCREAMING! You want it all but you can't have it! You scream and shout but you can't grab it! It's right in front of your face! But you're running in the wrong direction, babe! YOU WANT IT ALL! BUT IT'S ALREADY GONE! It's gone! (Hey!) It's gone! (Hey!) The fish! The cat! The coffee machine! It's all gone!


