[Verse 1] We broke up last fall, yeah, things got rough, She took the dog, the couch—man, she took my stuff! But one thing she ain’t get, and that’s my fix, I’m still logged in… on her Netflix. [Pre-Chorus] New account? Nah, that’s too much stress, Still got her password, so I’m watching "Suits" and "Shrek". Gotta lay low, keep my profile clean, Can’t let her know I’m binging "Stranger Things". [Chorus] I’m on The Ex’s Netflix, dodging the block, New device? New location? Gotta change my spot. Yeah, I’m ghost mode, incognito, Watching "Breaking Bad" like I ain't illegal. [Verse 2] She got a new man, yeah, I peeped that quick, But does he know I’m watching "John Wick"? Skipped past romance, I don’t need that pain, Straight to the action—yeah, "Narcos" again. [Pre-Chorus] Can’t hit “continue,” that’s a rookie mistake, She see my progress, then it’s too late. So I make fake profiles—"Guest" or "Moe," Meanwhile, I’m deep in a doc on UFOs. [Chorus] I’m on The Ex’s Netflix, dodging the block, New device? New location? Gotta change my spot. Yeah, I’m ghost mode, incognito, Watching "Breaking Bad" like I ain't illegal. [Bridge] One day, I slip, forgot my place, Clicked on "Bridgerton", now she on my case. Text come through: “Boy, I know it’s you,” “Get your own account!” ...Yeah, maybe in June. [Outro] 'Til then, I’m deep in "Squid Game" plots, Prayin’ she don’t check her watchlist a lot. If she change the pass? Man, that’s real tragic… Guess I’m ‘bout to hit up my momma’s Magic.
