[Verse] Four steps from the fridge to the bed Two steps from the sink to my head No room for a chair or a dream to unfold This is the castle of crumbs and mold [Prechorus] My neighbors sneeze I say bless you Through walls so thin it feels like glue [Chorus] This tiny kingdom is falling apart A palace of shoebox-sized art Where the walls close in and the ceiling's too low It's my empire but oh it won't grow [Verse 2] My closet's a portal to nowhere at all My bathtub’s the size of a phone booth stall My window’s a frame for a brick wall view Is it night or day I haven’t a clue [Bridge] I tried to host a party once But my guests just couldn’t stand Two on the bed two in the shower And one stuck holding the frying pan [Chorus] This tiny kingdom is falling apart A palace of shoebox-sized art Where the walls close in and the ceiling's too low It's my empire but oh it won't grow
