Everybody Poops

When your day is long And you need the throne When you're sure you've had enough Of the fibrous bran, well hang on Just let yourself go 'Cause everybody squats Everybody poops sometimes Sometimes it all sits like stone Now it's time to be alone When you play a game on your phone (hold on, hold on) And you feel like letting go (hold on) If you start to prairie dog It's alright, just hang on 'Cause everybody poops Drop the kids off at the pool Everybody poops It's just boom boom, oh no It's just boom boom If you feel like you're alone No, no, no, you are not alone When you answer Nature's call Bake those brownies, just pick a stall When you think you've had too much Of the Java and the bran Well, everybody poops sometimes Everybody squats Everybody poops, sometimes And everybody poops sometimes So hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on, hold on Everybody poops