[Verse 1] He came in this morning about half past two All he really wanted honey was to snuggle up to you She smelled my breath, drop-kicked my head She crossed her legs and said, "You ain't gettin' none of that" [Chorus] Too many evenings wonderin' what you're up to Go sleep with the horses, they smell better than you Well I don't want to hurt your feelings, but all I've got to say Is don't go away mad, baby, just go away [Chorus] Don't go away mad, just go away It's a diet you should try, she sure did lose some weight Two hundred and twenty pounds of me just up and walked away Don't go away mad, honey, just go away [Verse 2] Well the next time that I saw her, she took my breath away She sure was lookin' good since she lost all that weight So I walked up to her and said, "Can I make a suggestion?" She slapped me so damn quick I guess a blowjob's out of the question [Chorus] I watched her walk off in those blue jeans oh so tight No more snuggling, no more kissing in the night And there was just one more thing that I had left to say Don't go away mad, honey, just go away [Outro] Don't go away mad, just go away I guess I should have said something but instead I just told her that I didn't know what else I could say Don't go away mad, honey, just go away I'd love to use my mouth but all that I can say Don't go away mad, honey, just go away
