[Intro] Well, hello there! I’m Sakura Momiji☆ My skills are calligraphy and speaking English I can solve a Rubik’s cube in three minutes flat But the things I’m bad at? Math, grammar, and being serious—that’s where I’m at! I’m a total ditz, just a dummy, ADHD Struggling with bipolar, yeah, that’s me My IQ’s only eighty-three Yeah, that’s all you get from me [Chorus] So, I’m borderline IQ, stupid by design I wasn’t made to study, I’m doing just fine Living in Osaka now, you see I moved here 'cause Minami no Teiō is the life for me! [Verse 2] Well, hello there! I’m Sakura Momiji☆ My skills are songwriting and karaoke I can read your personality through your writing, see? But the things I’m bad at? Cleaning, laundry, and being serious—you know it’s me! I’m a total ditz, just a dummy, ADHD Struggling with bipolar, yeah, that’s me My IQ’s only eighty-three Yeah, that’s all you get from me [Chorus 2] So, I’m borderline IQ, a fool by design I can’t do a single thing, I’m not doing fine From the Nara countryside, so far away Skateboarding in the sticks, that’s how I’d play [Bridge] Well, well, well, It’s me, Sakura Momiji☆, can’t you tell? The champion of dorks, the queen of the town Almost forty, if you round me up and down! [Outro] So, I’m borderline IQ, stupid by design I can’t do a single thing, I’m doing just fine My favorite spot is Osaka’s Minami, it’s true Hey, I can even use a PC, how about you? Nice to meet you!
