Tales of the Wild Coast Session 05 & 06 (Pay Raise)

thrash metal, heavy metal, speed rap, D&D

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[thrash metal intro] 
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[Shrieking scream] "MURDER AT THE LANTERN' !!
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[deep base drop]
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[240bpm double kick barrage drum solo][oud and heavy metal lead guitar join in at 240bpm]
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[spoken word]
[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- Knock at the door...
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- Gotta get to work...
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- This place is exhausting...
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- Everyone's ready...
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit.
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[whisper]- MURDER AT THE LANTERN!
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[durbaka and heavy metal bass guitar interlude]
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent speed rap][speed rap start]
The Lantern was Chaotic.
The murder was Exotic.
The Gentleman from out of Town, 
Made lots of enemies all around.
Clement Cowgill was the vick.
A Mercenary and a dick.
Poisoned in his bed, 
The scene was one of dread.
[seductive female Brooklyn accent speed rap][speed rap end]
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit.
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[spoken word]
Insides rotten,
Pale skin soften,
Face con-torted.
IN PAIN!
The manner of death.
IN-SANE!
We split up,
In-vest-igated.
Looked for clues,
In-terra-gated.
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[240bpm double kick barrage drum solo]
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit.
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[spoken word]
[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- Lady Cathryn Templeton.
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[seductive whisper]- of The Black Bay Frogs.
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- Assassination, permission.
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[seductive whisper]- Letters locked away in a box.
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- When she was questioned,
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[seductive whisper]- Bitch. Didn't deny it.
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- The Widow Bradshaw, she said.
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[seductive whisper]- Assassin, behind it.
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- What did we get ourselves involved in?
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[deep bass drop]
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit.
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The politics.
in Bogtown.
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As complicated.
As around a crown.
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He had to discuss.
With Lord Cyrus Hindle.
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Of all the ways.
Things could be handled.
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So we headed home.
We had learned what we could.
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Moon stayed in town.
As the Reaver should.
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[240bpm double kick barrage]
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]
We arrived at the Manner and were greeted with a meal.
Moon burst through the door, his timing unreal.
Trouble in the town, fresh bodies were taken.
His familiar had followed, no time to be wasted.
We rushed to the scene, mostly by boat.
To a dry plot of land, with a swamp bog moat.
Barely off the boats and we heard a ruckus.
Nasty ghouls on chains, rushed to fuck us...up.
First it was one by the end it was five.
Agiel rushed to heal Doc, he was barely alive.
Before we could rest or catch our breath.
A scream pierced the evening,  a sound of death.
Glorynn took off in a burst of speed.
We followed after, our support she will need.
We ran up to the ruins of a manner home.
Rounded the corner...we were not alone.
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[angry female Brooklyn accent vocals]
I'M GUNNA NEED A PAY RAISE FOR ALL.  THIS.  SHIT!
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[240bpm double kick barrage][heavy metal interlude]
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[seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]
In a large courtyard.
Cultists gathered.
An imposing man.
At a bloody alter.
No time to plan.
We all rushed in.
Overconfident.
We could win.
More chained ghouls.
As the battle raged.
We were losing.
Sacrifices caged.
Agiel dying.
Doc went down.
Moon and Glorynn
Enemies had surround.
Red furred wolves.
Heals from the pup.
Agiel and Doc.
Suddenly were up.
The red wolves.
Took out the ghouls.
Without their help.
We'd be dead fools.
the tide had turned.
Then out SHE came.
With four child ghouls.
This Bitch is insane.
Her ghouls feral.
Attacked everyone.
Her paired cleavers.
In a fight, not fun.
We managed to. 
Force her to retreat.
Fled back inside.
Ghouls at her feet.
Moon had protected.
Glorynn down and dying.
Agiel rescued.
The hostage crying.
We barely survived.
The Cultist slaughter.
We fled back home.
Pursuit we didn't bother.
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[heavy metal interlude]
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[sassy female Brooklyn accent]
Have I mentioned this before?
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I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit.
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We got home and we rested.
Necromancy. Agiel invested.
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Necromancy she would learn.
This made the other's squirm.
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Raeph returned and reported.
The Bitch would be thwarted.
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Agiel's suspicion was right.
After breakfast another fight.
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The insane bitch.
With child ghouls.
Had mistaken.
Us for fools.
Meeting the butcher.
Agiel admitted.
Her strong body.
Had her smitten.
What she learned.
In her lust.
The butcher's body,
Matched the disgust
Ting Child ghoul Bitch.
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Erin Potter.
The Butcher of Bogtown
Our suspect.
Had to go down.
Confronted.
At her butcher shop.
We beat her down.
In jail is where she rots.
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I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit.
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[heavy metal outro]

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[thrash metal intro] - [Shrieking scream] "MURDER AT THE LANTERN' !! - [deep base drop] - [240bpm double kick barrage drum solo][oud and heavy metal lead guitar join in at 240bpm] - [spoken word] [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- Knock at the door... - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- Gotta get to work... - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- This place is exhausting... - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- Everyone's ready... - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit. - [whisper]- MURDER AT THE LANTERN! - [durbaka and heavy metal bass guitar interlude] - [seductive female Brooklyn accent speed rap][speed rap start] The Lantern was Chaotic. The murder was Exotic. The Gentleman from out of Town, Made lots of enemies all around. Clement Cowgill was the vick. A Mercenary and a dick. Poisoned in his bed, The scene was one of dread. [seductive female Brooklyn accent speed rap][speed rap end] - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit. - [spoken word] Insides rotten, Pale skin soften, Face con-torted. IN PAIN! The manner of death. IN-SANE! We split up, In-vest-igated. Looked for clues, In-terra-gated. - [240bpm double kick barrage drum solo] - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit. - [spoken word] [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- Lady Cathryn Templeton. - [seductive whisper]- of The Black Bay Frogs. - [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- Assassination, permission. - [seductive whisper]- Letters locked away in a box. - [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- When she was questioned, - [seductive whisper]- Bitch. Didn't deny it. - [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- The Widow Bradshaw, she said. - [seductive whisper]- Assassin, behind it. - [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals]- What did we get ourselves involved in? - [deep bass drop] - [sassy female Brooklyn accent]- I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit. - The politics. in Bogtown. - As complicated. As around a crown. - He had to discuss. With Lord Cyrus Hindle. - Of all the ways. Things could be handled. - So we headed home. We had learned what we could. - Moon stayed in town. As the Reaver should. - [240bpm double kick barrage] - [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals] We arrived at the Manner and were greeted with a meal. Moon burst through the door, his timing unreal. Trouble in the town, fresh bodies were taken. His familiar had followed, no time to be wasted. We rushed to the scene, mostly by boat. To a dry plot of land, with a swamp bog moat. Barely off the boats and we heard a ruckus. Nasty ghouls on chains, rushed to fuck us...up. First it was one by the end it was five. Agiel rushed to heal Doc, he was barely alive. Before we could rest or catch our breath. A scream pierced the evening, a sound of death. Glorynn took off in a burst of speed. We followed after, our support she will need. We ran up to the ruins of a manner home. Rounded the corner...we were not alone. - [angry female Brooklyn accent vocals] I'M GUNNA NEED A PAY RAISE FOR ALL. THIS. SHIT! - [240bpm double kick barrage][heavy metal interlude] - [seductive female Brooklyn accent vocals] In a large courtyard. Cultists gathered. An imposing man. At a bloody alter. No time to plan. We all rushed in. Overconfident. We could win. More chained ghouls. As the battle raged. We were losing. Sacrifices caged. Agiel dying. Doc went down. Moon and Glorynn Enemies had surround. Red furred wolves. Heals from the pup. Agiel and Doc. Suddenly were up. The red wolves. Took out the ghouls. Without their help. We'd be dead fools. the tide had turned. Then out SHE came. With four child ghouls. This Bitch is insane. Her ghouls feral. Attacked everyone. Her paired cleavers. In a fight, not fun. We managed to. Force her to retreat. Fled back inside. Ghouls at her feet. Moon had protected. Glorynn down and dying. Agiel rescued. The hostage crying. We barely survived. The Cultist slaughter. We fled back home. Pursuit we didn't bother. - [heavy metal interlude] - [sassy female Brooklyn accent] Have I mentioned this before? - I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit. - We got home and we rested. Necromancy. Agiel invested. - Necromancy she would learn. This made the other's squirm. - Raeph returned and reported. The Bitch would be thwarted. - Agiel's suspicion was right. After breakfast another fight. - The insane bitch. With child ghouls. Had mistaken. Us for fools. Meeting the butcher. Agiel admitted. Her strong body. Had her smitten. What she learned. In her lust. The butcher's body, Matched the disgust Ting Child ghoul Bitch. - Erin Potter. The Butcher of Bogtown Our suspect. Had to go down. Confronted. At her butcher shop. We beat her down. In jail is where she rots. - I'm going to need a pay raise for all this shit. - [heavy metal outro]

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