
He was locked in a madhouse 'Cause he believed in fairies He could rouse the crowd Had he had the Commentaries Double standard Here we go You're off your head You're off your scone Police knocked on his doorstep 'Cause he kept skulls and bones People would just bow instead Had he called them relic scones Double standard Here we go You're off your head You're off your scone They left him to rot in jail 'Cause he touched the young boys They'd just keep it on the low Had he worn the fancy robes Double standard Here we go You're off your head You're off your scone Double standard Here we go You're off your head You're off your scone ©Pitchous2026

