You and I, and a little Greggs shop Buy a bag of sausage rolls with the money we've got Eat them free at the break of dawn 'Til one by one, they were gone Back at Greggs, baked with such care Flash the message, "get them out there" Floating in the summer sky Ninety-nine Greggs sausage rolls go by Ninety-nine Greggs sausage rolls Floating in the summer sky Eat up lads, it's a Greggs alert There's pork in here plus something else The baking machine springs to life Off the shelves they start to fly No one knows just what’s inside Ninety-nine Greggs sausage rolls go by Ninety-nine Greggs on your Street Ninety-nine cream cakes so sweet So hurry, hurry, super-scurry To buy pasties with katsu curry This is what we've waiting for This is it boys, eat some more The President is in the line As ninety-nine Greggs sausage rolls go by Ninety-nine knights of the bake Cooking super high-fat pastry treats Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a fat bastard With orders to identify, the person who ate all the pies Scrambled eggs on bacon lie As ninety-nine Greggs sausage rolls I buy ninety-nine Greggs sausage rolls I buy Ninety-nine Greggs I had last week Every one a sausage roll Now it's all over and I'm feelin' peckish I wonder where the nearest Greggs is If I could find a souvenir Just to prove the Greggs was here And here is a sausage roll I think of you and wolf it down
