Four Claw Pod

[Verse 1 – Sung by “The Captain”-male vocalist- deep baritone voice] Shut up you stupid fuckin puppet, or you’re gonna regret it. If i crack just one more claw then you’re gonna get it. U didn’t watch your mouth now the demon’s unleashed From deep in the abyss now you woke up the beast Four white claws lined up in a row The drifter locked the door so now you can’t go [Chorus 1 - Sung by both men] Four Claw Pod Four Claw Pod Keep talkin’ that shit and we crack ‘em open Four Claw Pod Four Claw Pod Keep flappin them jibs and you will be broken [Verse 2 – DIFFERENT SINGER -Male vocal-soprano-heavy southern accent-screechy voice] Buster, you best mind the captain’s warning Keep runnin’ that mouth, you’ll be dead by morning Keep pushin’ your luck and we’re goin’ for a poop Just you and us cuz, and you won’t like the scoop No more jokes and no more cute little lines You just crossed the line, now it’s pure bathroom time! [Chorus 2 - Sung by both men] Four Claw Pod Now Buster’s gotta go for a poop Four Claw Pod No more talkin’, just the walk of shame Four Claw Pod Captain already cracked it and now it’s too late! Four Claw Pod Take Buster to the shitter for a poop he will hate!