[Intro, spoken] Is this on? Terrible news for everybody. [Verse 1, rap] Three new bits and a dead phone battery, Bad ideas with excellent packaging. Talk so fast that the truth can't tackle me, Small inconvenience? Live-action tragedy. Yuu says, “Haneul.” That's a whole court hearing. Min-jae's laughing, so my case is clearing. No-wan's mouth twitches. That's a five-star rating. Ae-rin smiles. Now the plot needs investigating. [Pre-Chorus] 웃어, 웃어, give me something, Any little sound will do. If the room gets too damn quiet, I might hear myself come through. [Chorus] Ha-ha, hit the laugh track, Say something clever, get the room back. Big grin, quick spin, how's that? Everybody loves me in a snapback. Ha-ha, let the joke land, Catch that glass with my other hand. When the punchline's all used up, Who stays back to help me pack up? [Verse 2, rap] I can tell your mood by the way you say “hey,” Then pretend I didn't notice, keep the whole thing play. Change the subject when your smile looks strained, Take the heat with a joke and a terrible stage name. Got a PhD in “It's not that deep,” No degree in getting actual sleep. Seven drafts of a text, then I send you a meme; If you laugh, I can call it a functioning scheme. [Pre-Chorus] 잠깐만, I had another, Something good to kill the hush. Funny how I know your tells And hope you don't know mine as much. [Chorus] Ha-ha, hit the laugh track, Say something clever, get the room back. Big grin, quick spin, how's that? Everybody loves me in a snapback. Ha-ha, let the joke land, Catch that glass with my other hand. When the punchline's all used up, Who stays back to help me pack up? [Bridge, no laughter samples] Okay. That one wasn't funny. I just didn't want you going. Had a hundred ways to stall you, Couldn't find a way to show it. Can you sit here for a minute? You don't have to laugh to fill it. [Final Chorus] Ha-ha, cut the laugh track, Let the quiet have a little room back. Same grin, less spin, how's that? Still look good in a stupid snapback. Ha-ha, yeah, I'll joke again, Just don't make it why you stay, friend. When the punchline's all used up, Pull a chair up. I'll shut up. [Outro, spoken] For, like, a minute. Let's set realistic expectations.
