Sleigh Bomb (skit)

[Sound effect: Loud crash, then silence] Elf (groggy voice): “Ugh… where the hell am I?” [Pause] Elf (confused): “Oh no… did I really? Man, I took way too much of that Christmas shit…” [Flashback sound effects: faint party noises, laughter] Elf (muttering): “Santa’s never gonna let this slide… I gotta get outta here before anyone sees this mess!”