[Verse 1] Oh, gather 'round ye salty dogs and landlubbers alike I'll spin ye a yarn of a rapscallion's life A fustilarian of the seven seas am I With bloviation that'd make a kraken sigh [Chorus] Yo ho, me hearties, hoist the mainsail high This kerfuffle-maker's tongue is never dry With folderol and flapdoodle, I'll leave ye in a tizzy Me bombastic ballyhoo will drive the whole crew dizzy [Verse 2] I'm a hobbledehoy with a penchant for blarney Me gallimaufry of words is right barmy I'll bamboozle and flummox from bow to stern A true snollygoster, ye landlubbers will learn [Chorus] Yo ho, me hearties, hoist the mainsail high This kerfuffle-maker's tongue is never dry With folderol and flapdoodle, I'll leave ye in a tizzy Me bombastic ballyhoo will drive the whole crew dizzy [Bridge] Shiver me timbers, ye jackanapes and knaves Me tomfoolery's as vast as the ocean waves I'm a cattywampus buccaneer, a hullabaloo Me poppycock and fiddle-faddle will discombobulate you [Verse 3] With fandangle ways, I'm the scalawag of the fleet Me rigmarole's enough to knock ye off yer feet But don't be a milksop, join our merry band This skedaddle of syllables will make ye feel grand [Chorus] Yo ho, me hearties, hoist the mainsail high This kerfuffle-maker's tongue is never dry With folderol and flapdoodle, I'll leave ye in a tizzy Me bombastic ballyhoo will drive the whole crew dizzy [Outro] So here's to the nincompoops sailing the foam And the mooncalfs who've made the sea their home In this topsy-turvy world of salt and spray Our codswallop and claptrap will carry the day!
