[Verse 1] Summer time? I never been a believer Try doing it with hay fever All the bright nights, they just depress me And all your barbeques, they never impress me [Verse 2] You know where you can stick your longest day I’m so tired of you talkin' bout your holiday I hope the sun burns your ass red Pissed off with pics of hot dog legs [Chorus] Cos I'm a Christmas introvert A festive loner I must say Santa knows that I'm a weirdo, squared Loves my awkward ass anyway [Verse 3] When dark nights are the norm That's when my heart gets light I’m snuggled safe and warm Every cold and frosty night I know the crowds are gonna thin And I'm wearin a big fat grin [Verse 4] I got this Hallmark movie down The girl wears red, tosses caffeine She's forced back to her home town She meets a guy all dressed in green She's a big lawyer, obviously He runs a gift wrap shop I guarantee This movie's crap, and I'd be above it But it's Christmas time, so I fucking love it! [Chorus] Cos I'm a Christmas introvert A festive loner I must say Santa knows that I'm a weirdo, squared Loves my awkward ass anyway [Bridge] Don't try to change me Or make me socialise I deal with morons all fuckin year Christmas is my prize So Santa's gonna treat me good Cos I'm a motherfucking saint For putting up with all your summer bullshit I'm on his nice list - and you ain't [Chorus] Cos I'm a Christmas introvert A festive loner I must say Santa knows that I'm a weirdo, squared Loves my awkward ass anyway [Verse 5] So start the Christmas countdown clock Warm up the Muppet choir When summertime gets you low as fuck It's Christmas gets you higher [Chorus] Cos I'm a Christmas introvert A festive loner I must say Santa knows that I'm a weirdo, squared Loves my awkward ass anyway [Outro] Cos I'm a Christmas introvert A festive loner I must say Santa knows that I'm a weirdo, squared Loves my awkward ass anyway
