Her name is Elaine, but Laney’s what she’ll say, Loves Lainey Wilson every single day. Walks through the door like, “I’m the leader here!” Everybody sighs, “Oh great, Elaine is here!” She’s got an opinion on everything around, And somehow her voice is the loudest sound. She talks about herself like she’s running the town, And if you disagree, she’ll argue you down. “I don’t like Joseph!” she loudly declares, “I don’t like Santiano!” like anybody cares. “I don’t like Joseph Goebbels!” — message received, We know exactly which Joseph you mean, believe me! Then suddenly she switches and proudly proclaims, “I LOVE my husband, Heidrick!” — there she goes again. From history to marriage in a matter of seconds, Elaine changes topics without asking questions. She negotiates with everybody she meets, Turns tiny disagreements into major debates. You could say, “Nice weather!” and she’d probably explain Why the weather itself needs to listen to Elaine. She says, “I’m the leader!” like we didn’t already know, Then gives everybody orders wherever they go. She talks and she talks till the whole room complains, But somehow the conversation comes back to Elaine. She’s friends with SIGNOUS2, and honestly, wow, That explains a whole lot about them both now. He’s grouchy, she’s grouchy, they’re perfectly matched, Maybe they should get married and make it official at last! Blah blah blah, here comes Elaine! Talking so much, driving everybody insane! Blah blah blah, here comes Laney! Grouchy on Monday, grouchy daily! “I’m the leader!” “Listen to me!” Elaine’s got a speech for the whole family! Blah blah blah, here comes Elaine! She’s got another complaint— HERE WE GO AGAIN!
