James called Ben and Oden and Way showed up with Charley they hit the woods to treasure hunt and dug up something gnarly it's stench was rank and mighty it weren't from Aphrodite Bubs looked around then cheered "We found..." "Some dirty tighty whities" [Transition] [rapper B] It's sticky to pick your nose Sticky to puke on Bro's Sticky to suck on toes It's sticky sticky sticky sticky sticky It's Sticky! [Scene Two — Rapper A] James said, “Ben, you grab the shovel,” Oden said, “I’ll grab the pail” Way and Charley held the treasure map and followed one green trail The underwear was stuck on something buried by a tree They tugged it once, they tugged it twice— it pulled up all three [Chorus — All] It’s sticky when you touch tree sap Sticky when it sticks right back Sticky when your hands get trapped It’s sticky sticky sticky sticky sticky It’s Sticky! [Scene Three — Rapper A] Underneath the dirty laundry was a rusted cookie tin Ben could hear it wobble, wobble like a tiny beast within James said, “Maybe it’s a monster” Oden said, “Maybe treasure” Way and Charley looked at both of them and said, “Let’s check together.” [Scene Four — Rapper B] They opened up the little lid and green stuff hit the ground It bounced up like a rubber ball then rolled the whole way round It stuck itself to Ben’s left shoe then Oden’s baseball cap James got it on his elbow and Way got it on the map [Chorus — All] It’s sticky when you touch green goo Sticky when it sticks to you Sticky when it sticks your crew It’s sticky sticky sticky sticky sticky It’s Sticky! [Scene Five — Rapper A] Way and Charley ran together to the old fort by the hill James and Ben and Oden chased that bouncy blob of spill It sprung across a picnic table then it landed in the brook It came back wearing lily pads and looking kind of hooked [Break — All] Sticky on the left Sticky on the right Sticky in the daytime Sticky in the night Sticky on the map Sticky on the shoe Sticky on the treasure Sticky on the crew [Final Scene — Rapper A] Then Charley saw the cookie tin and Way put two and two The old note said, “For Captain Gunk: One batch of forest goo” The tighty whities were a marker from a pirate long ago The treasure was a giant jar of super sticky dough James called Ben and Oden Way stood there with Charley They put the lid back on the jar and buried something gnarly The woods were rank and mighty it weren't from Aphrodite Bubs looked around then cheered, “We found...” “Some dirty tighty whities!” [Final Chorus — All] It’s sticky to pick your nose Sticky to puke on Bro's Sticky to suck on toes It's sticky sticky sticky sticky sticky It's STICKY!
