I'm GettingNookie

Orchestral, warm with sleigh bells and gentle strings, festive, Crooner vocals, humor snarky, fun!

[Chorus]
I’m getting nookie
Fa la la la la
Time to unwrap presents
Deck the whole darn hall
It’s a Christmas secret
Between her and me
I’m getting nookie
Underneath that tree

bidoobi bidoobie dee

[Verse 2]
Baked her cookies shaped like little hearts
Burned half the batch but I call it art
Hung mistletoe right over the rug
So I get a guaranteed holiday hug
Got eggnog chilling and it mighty strong
Two sips deep and we hum along
To a sleigh ride rhythm, boom boom glide
She winks once and I about snow-slide

[Chorus]
I’m getting nookie
Fa la la la la
Time to unwrap presents
Deck the whole darn hall
It’s a Christmas secret
Between her and me
I’m getting nookie
Underneath that tree

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[Bridge]
Last year Santa brought me socks
This year he brought desire that knocks
Even the elves said “son you’re blessed”
Rudolph blushed till his nose confessed
Lights all twinkling red and green
Like they know what tonight will mean
Snowflakes tapping on the window pane
Like they rooting for me again!

Ohhhhhh!

[Verse 3]
She pulls up wearing that holiday red
I about pass out, enough said
She steps inside with a sly little grin
Says “let’s start Christmas, where have you been”
I dim the lights to a warm soft glow
And the angels sing “ho ho ho”
Forget the sleigh, forget the reindeer team
We making our own winter steam

[Chorus]
I’m getting nookie
Fa la la la la
Time to unwrap presents
Deck the whole darn hall
It’s a Christmas secret
Between her and me
I’m getting nookie
Underneath that tree

[Outro]
If the neighbors hear sleigh bells twice
Mind your business, take some advice
It’s Christmas magic, nothing spooky
Just a man real proud he’s getting nookie

ba dum dee dee dumm

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[Verse 1] Snow falls thick on the neighborhood street I got cocoa on the stove and a grin so sweet Trimmed the tree, set the mood just right Put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door tonight Candy canes hanging with a cheeky bend Got a date with a lady and she's more than a friend And the bells might jingle like they do in the song But the way she texted ...says the night’ll be long [Chorus] I’m getting nookie Fa la la la la Time to unwrap presents Deck the whole darn hall It’s a Christmas secret Between her and me I’m getting nookie Underneath that tree bidoobi bidoobie dee [Verse 2] Baked her cookies shaped like little hearts Burned half the batch but I call it art Hung mistletoe right over the rug So I get a guaranteed holiday hug Got eggnog chilling and it mighty strong Two sips deep and we hum along To a sleigh ride rhythm, boom boom glide She winks once and I about snow-slide [Chorus] I’m getting nookie Fa la la la la Time to unwrap presents Deck the whole darn hall It’s a Christmas secret Between her and me I’m getting nookie Underneath that tree ... .. ... ................... [Bridge] Last year Santa brought me socks This year he brought desire that knocks Even the elves said “son you’re blessed” Rudolph blushed till his nose confessed Lights all twinkling red and green Like they know what tonight will mean Snowflakes tapping on the window pane Like they rooting for me again! Ohhhhhh! [Verse 3] She pulls up wearing that holiday red I about pass out, enough said She steps inside with a sly little grin Says “let’s start Christmas, where have you been” I dim the lights to a warm soft glow And the angels sing “ho ho ho” Forget the sleigh, forget the reindeer team We making our own winter steam [Chorus] I’m getting nookie Fa la la la la Time to unwrap presents Deck the whole darn hall It’s a Christmas secret Between her and me I’m getting nookie Underneath that tree [Outro] If the neighbors hear sleigh bells twice Mind your business, take some advice It’s Christmas magic, nothing spooky Just a man real proud he’s getting nookie ba dum dee dee dumm

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